Manic Monday #1: Jose Cuervo Cookies

so I was thinking.

*cue Jeopardy music*

Meme-tastic Monday is super and all, but a new meme every week? like, really?

so i’m switching it up.

the bangles’s “manic monday” is one of my very favorite songs that i will belt out any time it comes on the radio and i may or may not have substituted my own words in different places. i love that damn song. so from here on out, monday will officially be “manic monday.”  you might get a recipe, you might get a meme, you might get some random thing that i found somewhere, but you more than likely won’t get anything that i personally wrote. mondays are just so… manic.

with me?

sweet.

so here’s your first recipe:

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

Check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it’s best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or somefink. Who geeves a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don’t forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

Cherry Mistmas!

*you’ll probably get a serious recipe every now and again. just fyi*